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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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alittleheartandruh:

ask the people
who drowned
in their sadness
whether they would
erase it

they’ll tell you
no
for they learnt more
in the depths of their despair
than they ever did
from the illusion of
‘happiness’

(via thepunjabimenace)

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"What can Kal do to that one whose abode Is on the sharp edge of a gleaming sword, Who at all times is ever ready to die, Who makes a meal of the poisons of the passions, Who is wide awake through all the twenty-four hours, And ever keeps his mind under strict control?"

- Bhagat Kabir Ji (via oceancherry)

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imgltd:

Experimental works by New York based artist @Chris Hood

(via printalloverme)

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Photo Set
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lisacim:

kirstenelizabethh:

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

This did things to my heart.

OH MY GOSH CAN I HAVE ONE

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the-poets-daughter:

oriental-sunrise:

 Argentina’s President Christina Kirshner Has Declared That Her Country Will Revoke The Argentinian Citizenship From Every Citizen With The Possession Of Both Argentinian And Israeli Passports. “This New Law Will Make It Impossible For Any Argentinian To Serve In The Israeli Army Which Is Assassinating Innocent People And Children” Stated Her Spokesman.

Nobel peace prize please

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"

Umr bhar Ghalib yehi bhool karta raha
Dhool chehre par thi aur aaina saaf karta raha

Chhod de ab use wafa ki ummeed Ghalib
Jo rula sakta hai who bhula bhi sakta hai

"

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-Ghalib 

Translation:

Through life, I kept making this mistake again and again. The dust was on my face, and I kept wiping the mirror.

Let go the idea of expecting loyalty, Ghalib. One who can make you cry, can also forget you easily.

(via sararani)

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"You ask me why I refuse to eat flesh. I, for my part, am
astonished that you can put in your mouth the corpse of a
dead animal, astonished that you do not find it nasty to chew
hacked flesh and swallow the juices of death-wounds."

- Plutarch "Of Eating Flesh" (via theonlywayisentropy)

(via thepunjabimenace)

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